What you are about to see is real and was shot as the events were taking place. The names of the characters have been changed, but then edited back in for dramatic effect.
The moral of the story: Gentlemen. Think long and hard before you give her that "perfect" gift. I think this insight is applicable to many occasions (e.g., Valentine's Day, Anniversary, Birthday, President's Day, Compliment Your Mirror Day, Rubber Eraser Day, etc.).
This represents our first foray into viral visual edginess. :)