Eavesdropped Academic Jaberwocky

Shouted across 7 rows of seats in an auditorium,

"Dr. _____, Hey, I read all the readings for class, but they were really difficult, I hope you're going to ex-communicate all those meanings in class..."

Apparently, a mystical approach to education

From the Pulpit at the height of a stream of building rhetoric,

"Otherwise, you'll be as confused as a termite in a Yo-Yo."

I'm not entirely certain, but I think that's a fair description of utter befuddlement.