The Play Things of Superheroes

Have you ever wondered what Batman and Superman played with when they were just wee little super-hero critters?

In addition to wearing Jack Bauer Pajamas at night, both these superheroes entertained themselves with the pliable yet extremely volatile Jack Bauer action figure (Super Weapon-cache satchel sold separately). In fact, it is rumored that they learned their superhero ninja moves from 8:00pm to 9:00pm every monday night.

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