Sweet Proposal Turns into Happy Meal

A woman's boyfriend put an engagement ring in her milkshake, but she swallowed it when her friends challenged her to a Frosty chugging contest.

As soon as I saw this story, the puns started flying (like, "thankfully, the way he proposed wasn't more than she could stomach"). Apparently, the news writer fell prey to this vice as well. To give one painful example,
Whipple’s gut reaction was disbelief, the story being harder to swallow than the ring.
Read the whole thing, and see how many puns you can find. There's a bunch.

Despite all the drama, here's to hoping they savor their marriage as much as she savored her engagement.
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March 3, 2009
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