If the Suit Fits . . .

The "Lawsuit Zeus," also known as "Johnny Sue-nami," filed a lawsuit this week in federal court seeking an injunction to stop the Guinness Book of World Records from naming him as the person who has filed the most lawsuits in the history of mankind.

—"Man sues book over most-litigious crown" (Spokesman Review)

So, the Guinness World Record Holder for "The Most Lawsuits Filed" is suing Guinness Book of Records for naming him as the person with the most lawsuits filed.

Now that's consistency.