"When the Pacifier will not Pacify," My Latest Book Idea

For some reason (go figure), this morning around 5:45am I lit upon an idea for a book, tentatively titled,

"When the Pacifier will not Pacify: Doing what you can while you wait for noiselessness--and a powernap."

The title, "When the Darkness will not lift" and "The Exhausted Parent's Guide to Getting Your Child to Sleep" were already taken.

If the book takes off, I've got a few more titles percolating. For example,

• "When the bouncer will not pacify,"
• "When the swing will not pacify,"
• "When the sound machine will not pacify,"
  
• "When the car ride will not pacify," etc.

Methinks this marketing niche is teeming with potential.